Jokes and Fun for your better life
Man: Mother Gaia, I come on behalf of all humans to apologize for destroying nature and beg for forgiveness.
Mother Gaia: Oh my beloved self-centered humans..
Man: We’re sorry for being so selfish. We never meant to kill nature.
Mother Gaia: That wasn’t what I mean by self-centered. Nature is adaptable. No matter what you do to it it will simply change and take on new forms. It has survived worse things than you.
You are however in the process of changing it so much that you can’t live in it. You’re not killing nature, you’re killing yourself.
That’s what I mean by self-centered. You think that just because you can’t live, then nothing can.
Mother Gaia: You’re fucking yourself over big time and won’t be missed.